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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Los Angeles, CA - On Tuesday night in L.A, Boston will try to win the championship against Kobe Bryant and the Lakers which Boston lead the series 3-2. The game is set on ABC and tip off start at 9pm eastern time, 6pm Western time. Boston Celtics will try to go for their well, I lost count. Let just say they are going for more than 15 championships. (Hey, Boston fans at least I don't remember how many championships the Lakers has)

On Game 2 of the NBA final, in the final closing minutes which Boston beat up the Lakers at home, first home lost for the Lakers in the playoff, which the final score was 103-94, Paul Pierce told the Lakers fan "We aint coming back to L.A" However, Game 3, Lakers beat the Celtics at home 91-84. As the Lakers lost the next two games, the series back in L.A for Game 6, as Pierce nightmares continued. After Game one, two witnesses saw Pierce as he was walking toward the bus, after the game was finished. Then, out of nowhere, three Lakers fans attacked him, sharing kicks and punches. One witness told the reporter " It was awful to watch but at the same time, I was stunned"

Other witness also added " Even one fan wearing a Kobe Bryant's jersey, started shaving Paul(Pierce)beard or something. We couldn't tell" Paul did indeed told ESPN that he growing a beard but as of what now, it no use. As Game 2 was set last week, Pierce face was a mess. But no reporter dared to ask him question about it. Even Pierce wrote in his twitter account:

"Hate it when people are so rude. But got to move on and take it as a man"

Pierce however hired some bodyguards, on Monday today to make sure no one lay a hand on him except his teammates and his coach. "Gotta play it safe" Pierce said on Monday afternoon to foxsport.com "But I will make sure we will win tomorrow" Who know, he lied about coming to L.A, he may be lying about winning tomorrow.

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