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Monday, 14 June 2010

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The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring crap Ade, England aren't playing against Cameroon or Japan or Holland or Denmark.

"You were better with Christine, she's hot, pity Lampard got in there first" quips Edgar, "maybe you need her back to improve your interview skills, Ade, chum."

Sister Marie MacDonald, the eldest, giggles as she scans her iPhone. I have a new joke from Aberdeen. Listen to this one.

"Robert Green has been announced as the new chief of BP. A company spokesman said that he is an expert on spillage and his eagerness to help the USA in their difficult situation didn't go unnoticed."

"Och, that's a guid one" said Sister Marie MacDonald, the middle, but oh michty me, I've got one fae Aberdeen as well."

"Scottish police have spent the night dealing with flash floods after 5 million people simultaneously wet themselves laughing when the USA equalised."

The MacDonald triplets retain their composure somehow.

"The poor man, he did his best" said Sister Marie MacDonald, the youngest, "But I've got a braw new story from Aberdeen as well."

"What's a BP oil well and an English football commentator got in common? Both are going to be spewing shite for the next 4 weeks!!!!!!!!"

"och!!" says the trio, "Let's show this mannae on the bike oor new jokes! It's good to share."

David Cameron has sold all his shares in BP.

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