The US boys proved a point yesterday after they filled their tanks with junk food and run all over England filled with spaghetti and tortellini's.
Fabio Capello especially was critical of his "slippery cock up" keeper, very green, Green.
"We warnedi him about eatingi too much a slipperi spaghetti et he slippedi, grande tiempo (big time in English)!"
As for the US Boys. junk food, junk food and even more junk, their nutritional expert gave the following explanation:
"we feed our boys on popcorn, hamburgers, pizza's (sorry, pizza's are Italien, Mr Capello please take notice!) and coke? boy do those mother fuckers make our boys run!"
"the secret is short, sharp energy levels and junk food is the best, plenty of sugar and shit and after the game, boy, steer clear of the bogs, WOW!"
Anyway England nearly blew it, Heskey attempted to score a goal, but obviously nobody has taught him that art yet.
As for Rooney, he's heard about the US secret weapon and has promised to tank up with junk just like in his ol days in Liverpool. (maybe some good old fatty English fish and chips will do!)