Written by Mark Percival
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Topics: F1, Lewis Hamilton

Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Lewis Hamilton is under the spotlight once again. Security staff were called to his hotel room last night following an incident with the cleaner of his room.

Throughout the day Hamilton was seen to be in an agitated mood which a close friend confirmed was due to his 'lucky' teddy bear having gone missing. Hamilton has had this lucky charm since he was a child, and believes it is what brings him good luck on the track.

It is thought that he finally cracked, and accused the room cleaner of taking it; he saw the Polish cleaner coming out of a nearby room and stormed over to her shouting "Where's my teddy, where's my teddy?" Polish cleaner, Imaka Yabed, flaty denied the theft and called for her Security colleagues to control Hamilton.

A spokesman for Hamilton has released a statement saying he apologised for any stress caused to Mrs Yabed, and felt under particular pressure this weekend as his Father had not yet arrived in Canada, making the presence of his teddy bear all the more important.

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