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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Here is Paraguay's footballing "gay icon" not quite what the English "gay" fraternity were looking for

In an unprecedented show of aggro, Fabio Capello, England Manager, (you should know that by now!) was seen banning several press photographers from outside the England's team showers.

The press were allowed in after a training session including one crafty git from the "Gay Daily Express" and as our boys were undressing and entering the showers his hot camera started sizzling.

Fabio saw this happening, stormed out of the dressing rooms and confronted him.

"wata are-e you doingo getta losti or i'll puncha yor focking lampas out, especialli youi el gay bastardo!"

The worlds "normal" press caught Fabio threatening the photographer and later after he had cooled down he gave the following statement:

"everybodi knowsi dat Englezi needi a newi 'gay' iconi es normali especialli now dat Becksi is not aroundi, but to photo my boyzis in de showers, welli, grande merda"

Portugal have their Ronaldo, Italia have Canavarro, Francia have Henry and England only have Rooney and the gays certainly don't want him as their Icon.

Peter Crouch on hearing about the altercation did actually offer himself as England's new "gay Icon" but there was not a gay photographer tall enough to get a mug shot of Peter, unless he bent down, which he refused to do!

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