Written by Gary Midgeley
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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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Bring it biatch says Darling

It's official, the fight we've all been waiting for is finally gonna happen! Alistair Darling's eyebrows will take on SuBo's in what is being hyped as the biggest fight of the century.

The bout was arranged following their war of words which begun back in April, when the mighty eyebrows of SuBo allegedly frowned at Darling's whilst both attending a charity function. Darling's eyebrows confronted SuBo's shortly after in a tense head to head and asked "Is it cause we is black", then branded SuBo's eyebrows as "extremely thick" in an unprovoked verbal attack.

SuBo's quickly hit back in the media claiming Darling's eyebrows were just "jealous of our success" then proceeded to advise Darling's eyebrows to "pluck off", which prompted the reply "Her eyebrows are well out of shape" from the suspiciously youthful looking eyebrows of Darling. "After hearing that, I knew the shit was on" said the very, very mad eyebrows of SuBo.

Don King's hair has been promoting the upcoming PPV bout, branding it as the "Eyebrow row in Slough". "I'm really excited about this, those are some crazy eyebrows man, gimme someone to kill" commented former two time murder charge dodging King's hair.

Come fight night, SuBo's eyebrows are thought to be wearing the face of an angry scrotum with the fake tan trim and Darling's will be wearing the face of a nervous paedophile, with the pail white trim. Whose eyebrows will be raised after the bout is anyone's guess as the bookies price this at 2-1.

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