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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Zimbabwean lions are better off than the people, Monster Mugabe makes sure of that!

The Brazilian Footy team entered Zimbabwe at their peril today and offered 50.000 Zimbabweans something to laugh at, or not?

Zimbabwe these days is no laughing matter with multi-millionaire scoundrel, dictator and general arse-hole, Robert Mugabe, turning the screw on his people.

Africa is generally full of such arseholes, but Mugabe is one of the worst, maybe Idi Amin in his day was slightly worse, he enjoyed a dinner of human meat and veg now and then!

With great respect for Brazil on entering this "happy-go-lucky" country it still boiled down to a footy show for those who could afford it and the chosen one's, including Monster Mugabe, who also watched the game.

As for the rest, well, over the top Christian Brazilian soccer star Kaka, crossed his chest and prayed for the "muy pobre" Zimbabweans left to live their wretched lives whilst he entertained the chosen few.

Actually one month of his salary would feed a Zimbabwean village for a year, maybe, but that's another story.

Mugabe pulled off a massive marketing scoop for boosting his image around the world, but none of the uninvited Zimbabweans or the writer of this spoof were fooled by it.

Maybe Kaka and co should all cross their chests and pray that the murdering maniac, Mugabe, should be fed to the starving "Zimbabwean Lions" locked up in their cages of misery!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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