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Monday, 31 May 2010

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The Algerian 2010 World Cup team manager has said his team will kick the ass off the England team when the two country's meet in the first stage of this years football competition in South Africa.

England will meet the formidable Algerian team on June the 18th in Capetown and the Algeria manager has said there will be an explosion of talent on show. This has made the England team worried.

Algeria are also called the Desert Foxes because there is a lot of sand in our country - just as there is in South Africa so we might have the upper hand on your English infidels.

Rabah Saadane the manager said this week in Alger "we will kick their asses for breakfast," while the England team will be tucking in to bacon, egg and beans.

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