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Sunday, 30 May 2010

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The future of Man United, unknown kids and OAP's (hope they're not as ugly as that French one!)

The Glazer family have told the green and yellow protest army, "forget it," United is not for sale, over and out!

This shocking news has sent panic waves around the "Theatre of Dreams" and Sir Alex, destined to manage a club with debts of over $700 million, has resigned to signing "old Codgers" (Joe Cole maybe?), keeping Michael Owen and contracting young unknowns hoping that they will one day become good enough to wear the famous "Red Shirt"! (what's that ugly French footballer called again???)

As for the "green, yellow" protestors the Glazers have told them: "fuck off if you want, Man City are desperate for 70.000 Asian crowds every week!"

Man United is a perfect example of modern day top footy (they've followed AC Milan's example), massive debts, winning fuck all, watching "The Special One" go to Real Madrid, having OAP's running around doing a young mens job and praying that Rooney is not on "The Special One's" shopping list!

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