During the World Cup South Africa have decided to re-introduce Apartheid, the reasons being quite obvious:
This elitist event should only be for the master-races and Blacks, especially poor, thieving, criminal South African Blacks, are not a welcome sight amongst the tourists.
There are to be exclusion zones built around the stadiums keeping "them" out.
As for the inner-cities where it becomes more difficult to keep "them" seperated from the rich footy tourists visiting public places i.e. toilets, cafes and bars signs are to erected for "them" and "the rest" and a special "Einheid" of "Blanke Police" will be patrolling making sure "them" are kept away from the rest.
FIFA are very impressed with the re-introduction of Apartheid and feel the image of this great elitist event can only benefit (and keep their sponsors happy too).
Nelson Mandela has also been informed about the re-introduction of Apartheid for the duration and here his surprise reaction:
"Great, I love it, ever since Zuid Afrika won it's freedom it's gone down the pot and the Blacks are to blame totally, thank God I don't have to go to public conveniences anymore, I am a multi-millionaire after all!"
There had to be a special exception for the multi-millionaire coloured footballers participating and they have been warned not to mingle with the scum, stay in their 6* luxury compounds, play their games and go home.
A representative of coloured footy players said: "OK, no problem we had no intention of mingling with 'them' anyway, they might 'nick' our diamond studded Rolex's!"
The World Cup in South Africa promises to be a multi-seperated colourful affair!