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Saturday, 22 May 2010

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I must remember to read the small print

Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham.

Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of the biggest names in the food industry.

Olds have struck a deal with GO3 and Beckham who teamed up with GO3 several years ago with the aim of making everyday meals healthier, with the result that Olds have now added GO3 Omega 3 to it's Made in Grimsby range. The launch in June coincides with the World Cup in South Africa.

Part of the deal is that he turns out for Grimsby Town in their first season as a non league club for a hundred years. John Fenty the Grimsby chairman is delighted with the deal and is relishing the thought of Golden Balls gracing the Blundell Park turf.

Beckham's wife Victoria is looking forward to shopping in Grimsby. I've been to New York, Milan and London but the shops in Grimsby really excite me. Said the Ex Spice Girl. A surprised David Beckham when asked for a comment said Next time I will read the small print.

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