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Thursday, 20 May 2010

Calling a footballer a "fairy" just doesn't sit well in 2010, the dust fall out can pound a career into the ground.

Re-Elected Labour MP, who voted for gay ­equality rights in Parliament, Stephen Pound has been accused of calling Arsenal's former England defender Sol Campbell a "fairy" during a recent Premier League football match. (Oh boy!)

The 61-year-old was heard making a string of offensive remarks whilst ranting from his £35,000-a-year ­executive box when his football team, ­Fulham, failed to overcome rivals Arsenal during a game at the Emirates Stadium in North London, last weekend.

A fan explained that usually, if you are an away supporter in a box, you keep very quiet. "We were in front of this executive box and I heard a stream of abuse." Oh, and two ladies behind the fan said they couldn't believe the language being used Stephen Pound.

The victim, Sol Campbell, ­called by Pound a a big f***ing fairy, though the ref copped a pounding with the M.P. saying: "what game are you at - you f***ing w****r?!"

To be fair(y), Pound, insists his words were not directed at ­Campbell, saying he was ­thoroughly ashamed of himself. (A good pounding sounds justified as punishment).

He reckons he didn't call Sol Campbell any names - I would never have done that though he will take credit for the insult of the referee because Sol Campbell brought down the striker in the penalty box, but a penalty wasn't given.

So what now? Well Pound says there's more! Strewth...he said he was embarrassed to admit that I gave the 'coffee bean' gesture.

Well it seems the fairy dust may settle as Pound says he apologised profusely and said he wouldn't do it again...Hmmmmmm, we'll see!

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