It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'.
True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it is expected that her 2nd C.D. will bring in over 100 million sterling as pre-sales are at an all time high.
Susan also has asked some of the crazy Red Scarf Brigade to 'stick in a few bob' as they appear to have more money than sense.
She is also going to suggest that they switch to become 'The Green and White Scarf Brigade' and start to follow 'Celtic' should their bid for Wayne Rooney be successful.
When asked why she was bothering with these crazy people
who had stalked her and caused problems in her life.
Susan answered, "Och well it's pay back time isn't it? A can use the wee deluded lassies to get what A want. A do hear some of them are feeling a little low at present. A heard their 'home base site' is up for auction but A am not stupid enough to go bidding for that. The sooner it's under 'new management' the better for me and the few SANE fans who are hanging on it there for my sake.
Wish me luck lads. Rooney's a cracking wee footballer."
More as this story unfolds.