Having dropped out of his most recent tournament, Tiger Woods accidentally came across a hockey game in his living room while flipping through the channels (He thought it may have been a new form of 'team golf' in Europe).
After a few minutes of dazed viewership, he realized that each goal scored was a variation of his (wishfully) Tiger Woods-patented fist pump.
Upon further review, the ruling on the field was overturned (football reference?!?). Woods' attempts to file the suit were overturned when State Justice Wilmer Smithson reasoned that, in fact, hockey had come before the aforementioned athlete.
In unrelated news, The Jersey Shore's "The Situation" seems to be Woods' new target.