Carlo Ancelloti has had to adapt 'big time' to British Soccer after 33 years of playing and coaching in Italy.
One thing that he has had to deal with, of course, are the sexual appetites of certain players, who hit the headlines recently with their exploits.
Perhaps Terry and Cole thought Ancelloti's English wasn't all that good and probably hoped he wouldn't be reading newspapers or watching the television much.
Frank Lampard says the team has recovered their "swagger" in their late season surge.
It's the "swagger and egos" of some players that had the team on the front pages of tabloids for months earlier this year.
Their home ground dressing room has recently had it's doors widened in order that the players AND their egos can pass through without incurring injuries.
If Carlo Ancelloti is indeed writing a happy ending for Chelsea, perhaps he should re-cast some of the roles.
Too late! It's kick-off time!
UPDATE: CHELSEA CHAMPIONS! CHELSEA 8 - WIGAN 0
A HAPPY ENDING INDEED! CONGRATULATIONS CHELSEA