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Friday, 30 April 2010

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Bye Bye Rafa

We had a call this morning from soccer mad Scouser and Kop season ticket holder Mickey McWhack, who told us that he'd seen reds boss Rafa Benitez mooching about in a Liverpool job centre this morning.

Speaking from a city rocked to its foundations by ex-Manchester United striker Diego Forlan's late goal which sent Liverpool crashing out of European competition for the second time this season, on away goals, even Mickey McWhack's patience with the Spanish manager appears to be wearing thin.

"He's down the bleeding jobby looking at the boards!" McWhack told us. "When we got kicked out of the Champions League he said we'd have to concentrate on the Europa League. Now dat's gone up the shitter and he's out there looking for a new job. He was asking about a job as a de-burrer in an engineering factory! He's lost the bleedin' plot mate! Still as long as it keeps him away from football... The best thing he could do for us right now is take over from Ferguson at Man U. The beardy Spanish get!"

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