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Tuesday, 27 April 2010

image for The IPL, Indian Premier League of cricket has proven that it is not corrupt but loves bowling bendy googlies!
Gandhi agrees, "Cricket's not quite what it used to be ol Bean" after being dropped in the slips!

Before the final of this years IPL cricket season the chairman, after being hounded by the press, told the world and Indian cricket fans that he is in no way corrupt, but certainly loves bowling a "dodgy, bendy googly"!

It is one of the best well known secrets in India that the IPL and it's members enjoy "spinning" the facts relating to the finances and tax avoidance but no one seems to be able "to run or catch them out, LBW them or remove their stumps with a bit of straight fast bowling!"

He also assured the public that his board members "were whiter than whites" and that he would "hit everybody for a six" if they continued to accuse him of being corrupt!

Unfortunately Indian bureaucracy prefers "slow bowling" instead of the "fast stuff" hence giving the IPL leaders time to pack their pads, bats and jump their bails, book first class tickets to the home of cricket, Lords in London, before being caught by the "Third Man" (he's the Indian tax officer by the way!).

Lords will welcome the IPL's millions and the chairman of MCC quoted "after all it's only cricket ol bean, HOWZAT!"

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