Chelsea stars John Terry and Ashley Cole are among four players shortlisted for this year's PFA award. Not the Professional Footballer's Association player of the year award, but the Professional Fucking Around performance of the year award.
John Terry is the favourite with the bookies to win the prestigious award after going over and above the usual standards of fucking random desperate slappers by fucking a team mate's fiancé. His performance in the bedroom with Vanessa Perroncel behind Wayne Bridge's back was one of the most memorable performances in recent years by an overpaid spoilt twat.
Ashley Cole hasn't written off his chances of winning the accolade. His activities off the field with odd looking waitresses and students resulted in his wife Cheryl Cole actually leaving him, although she might return to the star if he picks up the award.
The other two candidates have yet to be named but are set to be revealed in Sunday's News of the World. Both are premiership players and both are internationals. One plays for a team in London and the other for a team in the North West of England. One has cheated on his wife with a not very famous glamour model and the other has cheated on his fiancé with fitness instructor..... called Dan