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Saturday, 10 April 2010

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what the f***, did we lose again!

The boys from Dingwall celebrated as the Celtic Bhoys drowned in a sea of misery and chaos.

Ross County put the Hoops through the wringer as they ran rings around the Parkhead glitterati. Famous Celtic fan, Susan Boyle, squealed with 50,000 bhoys as they took the pitch but screamed twice as loud as the famous Glasgow Celtic staggered to a 2 - 0 staggering defeat.

Miss Boyle had hugged and kissed every Celtic player before the kick off but could have kicked each and every sorry butt at full time.

Stand in coach, Neil Lennon, was not a stand out winner today and retired to his posh rented apartment in an old Glasgow brewery to stand alone drown his sorrows.

Weeping, "we was robbed" will be music to the ears of fans of the Dons, in old Aberdeen, as they ecstatically celebrate the defeat. It's hard no winning Linnen ye loon.

The Glasgow kiss, of the affectionate kind, was sadly absent after 90 minutes. No doubt the other Glasgow kiss, a well aimed headbutt between the eyes, will manifest itself time after time (and before time is called for sure)after a night of Carlsberg Super Lager and Buckfast in select dives all over Glasgow.

Glasgow Rangers held a massive "Celtic Fail" fiesta throughout Scotland with lashings of hula hoops and spaghetti hoops washed down with their favourite sherbet, I would'na gie ye 80/-heavy for the lot o' them.

There is only one Dundee FC.

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