Written by Lady Godiva
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Friday, 9 April 2010

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No Wayne - Sunshine predicted by Sir Alex

Sir Alex Ferguson, talking to reporters, began predicting the weather during his last interview. It appears he has always wanted to be a t.v. weatherman.

Sir Alex told reporters, "We won't have Wayne for Sunday. It's nothing serious as we said"

He continued,"I think we will have Wayne when we play Manchester City because we have more time to work on it."

Manchester United seem to enjoy playing when they have Wayne but are not sure if the team will perform as well in dry weather. Or as they call it 'Wayne-free' days.

United trail Chelsea by two points with five games remaining.

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