Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Sir Alex on his way OUT of Old Trafford, a sad version of what he used to be!

Late on in the Champions league game between Man U and Bayern Munich a ranting OAP burst through security and was seen stamping his feet, swearing in his best Glaswegian and gesticulating at the referee and his watch.

He run up and down the touch line attempting to catch Berbatov's attention hoping he could motivate him into becoming a real Manchester United player, alas, to no avail.

The old man ducked a sliding tackle from another OAP, Ryan Giggs and a rugby tackle from two security guards he then burst on to the pitch, but it was all too late, Bayern and that Dutch Woozie, Arian Robben, had spanked Man United's backsides for being so arrogant and careless.

By now the security guards had rugby-tackled the old Geezer and forcibly removed him from the ground.

Sir Alex's co-Trainer Mike Phelan by now had realised that Sir Alex was nowhere to be found. He thought Sir Alex might have choked on his half-time orange and rushed into the manager's dressing room only to find it empty.

Mike took a glimpse outside at the famous clock and saw the OAP ranting and raving, fucking and blinding surrounded by the police and security pointing at his watch.

Then he knew what had happened, the OAP who attempted to get on the pitch was his boss, a clear case of mistaken identity!

The once iconic, famous leader of a once famous iconic team had obviously been taken for a STRANGER, A SAD AND OLD VERSION OF HIMSELF, JUST LIKE HIS TEAM and security thought it was just an old trouble maker wanting a piece of the action!

Bayern showed Man U that without top quality players they are just as mediocre as the "LEDERHOSEN" Bayern bunch who spanked their bums!

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