Written by C. Cranium
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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Googly for new cell phone

The latest craze to hit the cricket world is a new cell phone designed especially for the sports lover.

This reporter got an early look at a new cell phone design and am happy to give a superior bang on rating. The next time you see a googly move into the batter hope he has an All-Rounder design cell phone.

The All-Rounder model Cricket brand phone performs well at both batting and bowling. Some cell phones are top notch at bowling but fall down when they bat - and all bowlers must bat. And many batsmen do sometimes bowl but they aren't particularly skilled bowlers.

Most cell phone service providers are specialists and skilled in only one of the two disciplines while Cricket excels at bowling and batting. The All-Rounder is scheduled to be on store shelves by early summer.

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