Knowing what an arrogant lot Man United fans are, we decided to get reactions from them after their 2-1 victory over deadly rivals Liverpool so that we could get fans of other clubs to hate them even more than they already do.
We spoke to Bez from Beswick, who told us:
"I'm not gloating. They'd beaten us three out of the last three, so to be honest with you it was a relief to get the result. When Torres scored early on, I thought, oh no, here we go again... But the lads managed to turn it around. Having said that, they gave us a good run for our money."
Strangely, we got a similar response from virtually every United fan we spoke to. Many of them praised Liverpool for coming to Old Trafford and having a go. Some even went so far as to suggest that Torres' goal on six minutes was a cracking header, and that United rode their luck with the penalty award.
Which left us scratching our heads because it wasn't by any means the response we expected.
In fact we had to speak to dozens of United fans before we found one who'd say anything bad about Liverpool. Daft Derek from Denton said that Liverpool were shit. He didn't say anything else, just that Liverpool were shit. Over and over again.
Daft Derek then ran off down the street hurling abuse at a passing bus.
The arrogant, gloating, big-headed Man United supporting bastard.
More as we get it.