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Sunday, 21 March 2010

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Immigrant, ex-Scouser, Roon to face "Los Liverpudlianos" in the Battle of Britain (WHAT????)

Man Utd face their arch rivals, Liverpool today, Scousers vs Mancunians an ancient battle with tradition, culture, pride, anguish, joy, tears, and an obvious winner Man U!

But does this old fashion, battle of Britain rivalry really mean anything any more?

Scousers, Rooney and Owen now play for Man U.

Liverpool's main means of verbal communication on the playing field and during training session is Espanol, comprendo Senor!

In fact Liverpool has been adopted by Spain as one of their sattelite states, they have much in common; Slave Trading, package tourists on the Costa Del Sol, scouse fish and chip bars, crap Spanish footballers and their crap trainer wearing Liverpool colours, etc.

Today's clash of a TITAN, Scot, Sir Alex and his Los Magnificos against "Los Liverpudlianos" will certainly shove earlier ancient "True Brit" battles into the pages of the history books when a SCOUSER was a real SCOUSER and a Mancunian, a true "COCKNEY RED" mate!

Hasta La Vista, fings aint what they used to be, but we did nick Rooney from under their noses, which proves Scousers defintely are FICK!

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