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Friday, 9 April 2010

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Would you rather she bite your neck or kick your face (if she were topless)?

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts and has become a YouTube sensation, will also perform at halftime of the game for the crowd and the television audience.

The Ninja Stripper Vampires have become famous for removing their clothes while performing. Band members will also deliver roundhouse kicks to the faces of audience members or bite their necks, depending upon their mood.

When asked why he would hire such a group to perform, NCAA Special Events Coordinator Mitch Plaingrease said "Is having a group of half naked people perform any different than they guys who take off their shirts and paint their bodies with their team colors?"

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