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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

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The "Special One" plots the downfall of his old club and ponders about his future at Man Utd???

The "Special One" returns to Chelsea this evening and has already told everybody he has nothing to prove, in fact, Chelsea must prove too him how great he really was or get stuffed by Inter Milan and they will prove how great Jose still is.

Jose is on a double headed winner and just can't lose.

He gave the following statement at his press conference:

"I the 'Special One' will talk to everybody before the match, the tea lady, the toilet cleaner, the groundsmen, thay all love me."

"During the match I talk to nobody!"

"And after the match I will talk to everyone again, the Pensioners, the burger sellers, the security guards, even the losing Chelsea fans, they adore me!"

Jose is indeed the "Special One" and even Sir Alex Ferguson, his old rival, sent him a goodwill message for tonights match it said:

"Jose my old chum, do me and the Utd lads a wee fucking favour, kick the crap out of Chelsea, show em who's the boss laddie and then hopefully we'll meet in the quarter finals," from Sir Alex 'the Almighty One' to Jose, 'the Special One!

Jose was so pleased that God had spoken to him confirming the fact that there is no doubt that he is THE SPECIAL ONE.

He also promised Sir Alex that he would be pleased to take over at United after the "Almighty One" has departed and gone to heaven, BLESS HIM!

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