Written by Jo Dash
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Monday, 15 March 2010

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Schumakers new work place

Michael Schumaker has sensationally quit the world of motor racing yet again. Michael had apparently been for a job interview in a role which better suited his requirements, but after he had no response assumed he was unsuccessful so decided to go back in racing to tide him over.

Pictured clutching his contract of employment this morning he excitedly told of his new position of packing fudge in new custom built premises.

Michael has also told of his joy of working with people he had become acquainted with over the years, George Michael, Matt Lucas, and Dale Winton to name but a few.

After finishing 6th in the Bahrain grand prix yesterday, Michael feared he was too far up the rear of his racing competitors, and he was much more used to having the drivers up HIS arse.

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