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Monday, 15 March 2010

image for Carlos Tevez now Bad Boy Tevez
Look at the shock on the balls face.

Who'd have thought Tevez would join the ranks of the Bad Boys of Football. Such a sweet innocent face he has. Maybe not the face of an angel, but certainly a face only a mother could love.

Skinny blonde model tells all. Key word there being 'blonde'. She'll fit right in with the rest of the WAGs no doubt. One WAG stated that they can't wait to meet her at their weekly 'gossip and knock 'em back' soiree.

Fresh meat is always welcome. Never a boring moment with those girls. Always ready to get their claws into a 'new one'.

Tevez won't be denying the affair because he's proved himself to be part of 'the gang' now. Up there with the 'best of them'.

A translator told us Tevez said 'I'm dead chuffed now. I realized I was missing out on a lot of fun some of the other players were having. I thought, why not? She's not bad looking either."

His long-time girlfriend and mother of his children, could not be reached for comment. It's believed she's gone to stay with Cheryl Cole for a while. After all, there's a fair few spare rooms in the mansion, but no man....just the 'shun'. (It's the way I tell'em.)

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