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Sunday, 14 March 2010

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The only way to shut a WAG up!

Ashley Cole was in yet another tight spot yesterday. He was literally curled up in a fetal position in the boot of his own car, sobbing and bubbling about his non-meeting with Cheryl.

Cheryl is laughing all the way to the bank but a close friend told our 'scource' that she IS planning to take him back eventually. She is enjoying seeing him squirm.

Cheryl wants Ashley to suffer a little longer and keep them both in the news. She wallows in all the fuss and especially loves having her photo in the papers.

Apparently Cheryl is no 'mug'. She knows when she's onto a good thing. "I'm so looking forward to getting together with the other WAGs on Wednesday," she told her friend, who wishes to remain annonymous for once.

The WAGs meet once a week to share gossip and knock a few back.

It's a mystery as to what they DO talk about especially when their dirty laundry is hung out for everyone and his brother to see in the 'dailies'.

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