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Sunday, 14 March 2010

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Millwall fans yesterday after hearing about Amadinnerbaps takeover bid.

It's official! Iranian President and despot Achmad Amadinnerbap has approached South Londoner's Millwall F.C in a possible buyout and takeover, for the massive price of two pie and mash.

The shock announcement sent ripples of dismay around Bermondsey and the Den yesterday when the despot President revealed all in a press release stating '' vee and Villwall have a lot in common''.

Top Spoof reporter, Mr. Phani Tikkala quizzed Amadinnerbap on the takeover bid and the despot replied, ''nobody likes us, nobody likes us and we don't care''.

Amadinnerbap cited the infamous chant as one of the reasons to the possible takeover as he wanted to follow other Oligarchs such as Roman Abrahmovich who bought Chelsea for enormous amount of a full English with two toast.

President Amadinnerbap yesterday promised that ''Villwall has always been my favourite team as a boy and close to my heart...It was my late father who was late, that first took me to a game where I met my close friend and hero, Lod Liddle''.

Popular and much loved bigoted racist and respected wife beater Rod Liddle, denied yesterday that he had ever met President Amadinnerbap at a the Den. He stated that: ''I only go there to ''fit in'... god forbid if anybody found out I'm just a middle class bigot and not a working class one''.

The Iranian President has brought the world to the brink of nuclear war with his decision and has got Millwall fans enraged with his high jacking of their famous chant. A Millwall supporter, who cannot be named for legal reasons said yesterday, ''Miiiwaaaaaaaalllll!!!''

Spoof reporter Mr. Phani Tikkala was last seen being led away by a group Amadinnerbaps Presidential guard, on the trumped up charges of ''Fanny Tickling'' which carries the mandatory sentence of having your hands chopped off and shoved up your arse.

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