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Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Becks gets the boot from Sir Alex and admits, "I deserved it!"

"Golden Balls" David Beckham returned to Old Trafford and the whole blaze of publicity was turned into a rather "damp squid" after Rooney and Co spoilt his party

In fact Sir Alex was so overjoyed at stuffing Beckhams present team of OAP,s, AC Milan, that after the match he entered the AC dressing room, gave Becks a piece of his mind and threw a boot at him, a kind gesture considering the performance of him and his pathetic team-mates!

Sir Alex in a press interview explained why he threw a boot at Becks:

"The lad needed it, we taught him everything he fucking knows, he turns up here with half of the Italien paparazzi up his butt, a team of pensioners expecting to stuff Roon and my boys, neigh laddie, never, he deserved my boot!"

David also spoke to the press after he was put out of his misery:

"Sir Alex is fucking right, like, I deserve it, never should have married Posh, never should have left United and should never have joined this bunch of geriatrics, I deserve the fucking boot, like!"

Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes, Gary Neville all went over to Becks after the game and said: "We told you not to do it, too late now though!!"

Becks will certainly not be hanging in United's Hall of Fame, Sir Alex will make sure of that!

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