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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Wayne Bridge avoided shaking Terry's hand after knowing where it had been!

Wayne Bridge is convinced he did the right thing by avoiding John Terry's hand at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.

Wayne was quite aware where Terry has had his hand in the past (down the knickers of his partner, Miss Perroncel!) and thought it wouldn't be appropriate to touch it, it still PONGED!

In fact Wayne was thinking of paying a Saudi "Hitman" too hack both of them off, but decided it was not the gentlemanly "English" thing to do.

Anyway, he who laughs last laughs loudest and Wayne after stuffing Terry and his very "Blue" Blues, picked up his son from Vanessa, had a great time and then went boozing down his fav nightclub, Chinawhite, got very "light Blue" and was seen singing a pissed up version of "You Need Hands" by the SEX Pistols!

What a day and as for John Terry, he went grovelling back to his missus hoping that the England fans will applaud him for his talents on the pitch Wednesday and not for his talents between the thighs of his mates WAGS!

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