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Friday, 26 February 2010

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Logo should have been a tipoff for the girls

Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday.

Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.

"We thought they was Eskeemos(sic)or something, it was freezing our keesters in there!" said Pepper.

The two women attempted to set up their mobile shop as they usually do with "on call" jobs.

Games security caught them just as they were lugging a large pink salon chair onto the ice rink, severely scratching the near perfect surface. The two hair professionals were not charged in the event, just admonished to double check their out call requests next time.

Olympic administrator Clive Olsen stated that they should have known better since most Olympic Curlers are pretty bald-headed.

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