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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Not The Most Revealing Photograph Of Ivana Phuque

Fourteen year old Swedish speed-skating sensation Ivana Phuque, apparently a little bewildered by all the media attention being lavished on her ample breasted person, has been invited to take a little time out at movie director Roman Polanski's Swiss villa.

Polanski, the director of 'Rosemary's Baby' and 'The Fearless Vampire Hunters' is said to sympathise with Ivana Phuque's struggle to cope with all the media attention, and has extended an invitation to her to stay as his guest.

Ivana Phuque has been linked to almost every breaking news story in the Vancouver Met area, and has even had her name appear in articles relating to the wave of scandal overtaking the UK's football community.

In the meantime, Ivana Phuque has been shielded from the media and the hangers on by a sunflower oil expert named Jim, a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, who assured anxious reporters that she would be well looked after.

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