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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Winter Olympics officials have banned Santa Claus and his sleigh from competing in any Bobsleigh events at the Winter Olympics.

Santa, who wanted to compete under the name Kris Kringle, was escorted from the Bobsleigh course and told don't come back go and build some Christmas toys.

Kris Kringle said "They never stopped me competing because they did not believe in me they said I was to fat and would not be allowed to compete with a beard. They also claimed that because I wanted to compete as an athlete representing the North Pole that would not be allowed either as the North Pole is not a recognised country."

Santa returned to the North Pole claiming he has lost his Elf confidence.

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