Written by Carl LaFong
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Topics: Boxing, Mike Tyson

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Confirmation that former world heavyweight champion, and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson is to stage a sensational fight comeback has been aired on live TV this morning.

In an interview with Harry Carpenter Jnr, of SkySpots, he said, "People who think Mike Tyson is too old are fools...DAMN FOOLS! I am in better shape now than ever".

It's believed Tyson's first fight opponent will be "Smokin" Joe Pasquale fresh from his "Fumble in the Jungle".

The stage for this major event is the popular Fight spot on the award winning Harry Hill's TV Burp show. A spokesman for Harry Hill refused to comment but Harry Hill said, "Well! who's the best Joe Pasquale or Iron Mike Tyson?.....there's only one way to find out......FIGHT!"

If Tyson is successful he will next appear on "Celebrity Come Fight with Me".

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