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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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The Winter Olympics got under way in Vancouver in Canada today despite scaremongering tactics from the Global Warming Cult who predict that in the future there will not be any Winter Olympics.

Events in the Winter Olympics will include Ice Hockey, Bobsleigh,Curling,Luge,Speed Skating etc etc etc and reports from Vancouver say it is bloody freezing.

We have also received a report from scientist Robert Wiseman speaking from the polar ice cap at the North Pole he said "It is so cold here with temperatures as low as -50c there are icicles hanging from my nose but mainstream media wont show these pictures their trying to make people believe the polar ice caps are melting"

Al Gore has turned down an invitation to come and see how bloody cold it is.

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