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Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Ex-Brazilian goalie Kiko Pataslargas who made the mistake of messing around with a fellow teammates wife.

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Brazilian national soccer team has just announced that they are no longer negotiating to trade for Chelsea and England star John Terry.

A spokesman for Team Brazil Gustavo De La Mantequilla said that the last thing that Team Brazil needs is for some horny Brit to come down to Brazil and mess around with the wives and or girlfriends of the Brazilian players.

De La Mantequilla remarked that the Brazilian players are not as nice as the English players are. He pointed out that two years ago a goalie named Kiko Pataslargas messed around with the wife of one of his teammates and Pataslargas suddenly disappeared.

He was found two months later in Bolivia, Peru, and Colombia.

In other news. Australia has just announced a trade deal with Iceland where they will export 1,000 kangaroos in exchange for 50,000 bags of ice.

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