A recent mid morning TV show has revealed that Arsenal's Andrey Arshavin is indeed related to UK actor Michael York and not, as previously thought, Alexandr the meerkat.
DNA experts have said that this outcome was simples.
Meanwhile, Michael York is in advance discussions for the filming of the: Arsenal stadium mystery - the apartment years, Arsenal stadium mystery - the missing trophies, Arsenal stadium mystery - the oh my god how much is a sandwich in clubclass?, and Arsenal stadium mystery - oh look all the chavs have gone bust and we're now the kings of the world : part one.
All chapters include the free throw-away entitled "Tottering spuds-ley who are they... - exactly!".