Written by Bill Skywalker
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Topics: John Terry, Horse

Thursday, 4 February 2010

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Please Mr Capello! I've learnt my lesson!

Ahead of his planned meeting with Don Fabio to discuss his recent infidelities, it can be revealed that England football captain John Terry has received the ultimate mafia threat - a severed horses head as he awoke in his now wifeless bed this morning.

Terry, 29, received the unwanted gift this morning as he got up to prepare for training. Claims that he was in fact having yet another affair this time with fellow England defender Rio Ferdinand were quickly quashed as pictures emerged of Terry leaving the house with the head in his hand, dumping it in the dust bin as he left his home this morning. Despite close inspection, journalists were satisfied that it wasn't that of Mr Ferdinand's.

There are now claims that ahead of his meeting with Capello, Terry's life is in danger. It is not known what Capello will do to the Chelsea defender once their meeting takes place sometime within the next 48 hours. It has been reported that Mr Capello has called upon his henchman, Stuart Pearce and Franco Baldini for the meeting.

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