In the world's first ever live 3D sports broadcast, Manchester United thumped the Arse 3-1 at the Emirates, and ironically, Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger didn't see it because his 3D specs were all steamed up.
Among some of the things Wenger missed were a nifty bit of footwork from Portuguese winger Nani which resulted in Almunia flapping at a lofted ball and pawing it into his own net.
In much the same way that a lady shopper would sweep a tin of baked beans into her trolley.
Goals from Rooney and Ji Sung Park completed the rout that Arsene Wenger missed on account of his steamed up 3D glasses, before the Arse nicked a consolation goal.
"3D eh? Bloody hell!" Sir Alex Taggart drooled.
"I did not see anything," Arse boss Wenger repeatedly complained. We asked him if he'd been to see 'Avatar' yet but he told us in no uncertain terms to fuck off.
In other sports news, the other Manchester club beat Portsmouth 2-0, but the City fans' chant that "This City Is Ours" seemed somewhat hollow following Wednesday's events at Old Trafford.
More Mancunian monkey business as we get it.