London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two.
But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods?
As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice of the weekend action all eyes are on Vanessa Perroncel.
Kinda Rachel Uchitel meets Faria Alam (the Football Association secretary who dated Mark Palios and ran Sven-Goran Eriksson ragged round her enormmous er, waterbed).
Temptress or upwardly mobile football WAG, maybe SHAG?
"It's a sordid business but not nearly enough to corner him into sex rehab," the LA FagHagSlagMag London edition commented today.
"Besides, Tiger's a billionaire and Terry's worth about $30 million, max.