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Saturday, 30 January 2010

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So Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, the testosterone driven french tennis player, who came into limelight sometime last year after beating Rafael Nadal in the semi finals of the Australian Open seems to have exposed his secret of success.

After days/months of research, our team has verified the fact that Tsonga unfortunately for all female fans is GAY.

Tsonga, born in le-mans did'nt have a thing for cars. He instead played with balls(i mean tennis balls) day and night. After years of practice, he realised that his thing with balls had a very deep meaning. He figured he was gay. After having successful love triangles with Nadal, Djokovic and Murray, he unfortunately couldn't find time for our very own "FEDEX". Thus his testosterone levels never rose during his semi final match with the world no. 1.

Sources suggest impotency as a reason of his failure to attract FEDEX. But lets not get into that !!

So anyway bottom line, he lost the final due to the balls in his mouth.

PS-No offence intended to any of the mentioned players or their fans!

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