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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Getting Lucky Roger?

Roger Federer may have a baby daughter, but that's not enough for him, he wants more. "In tennis you're on the road and training non-stop, so I'm lucky to get "lucky" more than 6 to 8 times per year," says Roger, "But I'm hoping when we get past the diaper stage to increase that by at least 10% or more."

"Actually the Australian Open isn't the greatest atmosphere, my wife prefers the French Open and I really get hot when we stay in my Yonkers, New York, condo," continued Roger, "However, I really can't compete with Maria Sharapova, I've heard she gets it at least 15 times per year."

When asked if he was talking about sex Roger looked mortified, "SEX! I thought you were talking about gin rummy. Hell no, who do you think I am Tiger Woods?"

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