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Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Tevez - before the botched plastic surgery.

Yes, its officially Over! 1 Month in and there's more trouble at Eastlands.

After the disappointment of Wednesday night, Roberto Mancini has announced that "to compete with the World's big clubs, we need to bring in some new faces".

On hearing this, the diminutive, pocket rocket, super striker and mercenary Carlos Tevez arranged a Club Conference and emergency talks with his revered Italian Manager.

In his conference Tevez demanded that "if the boss brings in any new faces, then I am first in line. I have had to live with this face for 25 years, and if anybody deserves a new face, I must be first in line."

The club have refused to comment.

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