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Thursday, 28 January 2010

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The crowd at Manchester Meerkats last match

Alex Ferguson manager of Manchester United has agreed to a friendly match between Manchester United and the amateur team Manchester Meerkats.

The manager of Manchester Meerkats Alexander Furguson is delighted that his team will have a chance to play Manchester United so that he can compare the Meerkats scoring ability with Manchester United.

We asked him what his teams tactics would be against Manchester United and He said "Manchester United and Manchester Meerkats two very different things one is a top English Premier team the other could not even score a goal against a team of 5 year olds at the local primary school"

Looks like Manchester United have a chance of winning a game. Simples!

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