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Monday, 25 January 2010

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Wrong colour, right idea, Serena promises dirty ol Prince Charles a treat at Wimbledon this year!

Serena Williams, pretty good tennis player and wearer of flashy tennis wear has really shocked the world this time out!

Down-under is not "DOWN-UNDER" any more, Serena has flashed it all.

Every time she received, bent over, grunted, smashed, served and volleyed it was all there for the whole world too see, HER BUM!

Serena, whilst prancing around the tennis court, the crowd, the press and the TV cameras all homed in on Serena's rather muscular, compact posterior and the TV ratings shot "sky high"!

One astonished 95 year old male Texas Tennis fan, whilst having a heart attack said: "I swear she's got no knickers on man this is better than those ol porno channels, yee, hah!"(The funeral is next week)

Anyway, it turns out that Serena's knickers are "flesh coloured" knickers and they just look like flesh, actually!

She has promised to wear them all the way to the final, grunting and groaning on the way, BUMS UP say all male hetro tennis fans!

Serena has promised not to wear them at "stiff upper lipped" Wimbledon, she's having a flesh coloured TANGA designed especially for Prince Charles!

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