The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.
Following his move to Tottenham Hotspur cyclopean Peter Crouch has been living on a diet of small Englishmen. "They are the best food you can get if you want to grow" said elephantine Peter from his house at the top of a large beanstalk."I grind them up to make bread which I eat after every training session" the mountainous man added.
Meanwhile on a sadder note his ex-England colleague and midget Michael Owen has shrunk a further 2 inches. He looked slightly worried when news of colossal Petes record was broken.