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Topics: Jenson Button

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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Button was surplus to requirements

Brawn GP, recently purchased by Mercedes, was far too stingy to pay a World F1 Champion a decent fair wage for a day at the coal face. Or were they?

How can we expect the new champion to maintain his Monte Carlo flat, his luxury yacht and a Ford Transit van on the meer £5,000,000 per year that the Silver Devils offered him? Who can blame him for going to McLaren for 2010 where he can get his arse well and truly kicked by Lewis Hamilton, the 2008 champion, for £5,000,001.

What is amazing though is that the dirty Bosch have now signed a dirty cheat to pilot their 2010 contender. A Schumacher no less and the real one to boot, not Ralf the half-wit mobile chicane.

Why would Michael come out of a cozy retirement and swap his pipe and slippers for helmet and overealls? Surely he can't be - at 41 years of age - getting more money than Jenson turned down and if so why? Oh he's German. Well that's alright then.

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