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Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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Jose Canseco, the former major leaguer who has publicly admitted to steroid use and claims that he introduced Mark McGwire to steroids, says that his former teammate is still lying. Canseco claims that McGwires recent confessions do not go deep enough.

"He's claiming that he used it for a decade and I know that it was at least sixteen years. That's not detailed enough and he's lying to the public."

Canseco also says that McGwire is not admitting to some of the other after effects and byproducts of steroid use.

"He hasn't yet told everyone how his penis shrunk to be only two inches long. Hey, we were in the same locker room and I saw it myself. Mark's now got this teenie weenie weinie and is afraid to admit it."

"I don't know if his fell off for sure like mine did, but if his wife ain't happy, that's a sure sign."

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